Patatje Oorlog — Coming Soon

🍟 Ingredient Cards

⚡ Action Cards

🎯 Turn Actions

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2–8 Players

Fast-paced chaos built for party nights. Gets wilder the more chaotic your crew.

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Brutal Sabotage

60+ chaos cards. Angry seagulls, fake Tikkies, fryer fires. Zero mercy.

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Deep Strategy

Every topping matters. Every move counts. Infinite replayability.

Gather Your Ingredients

Every great Patatje Oorlog starts with the basics.

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The high-tension, friendship-ruining card game of snackbar sabotage.
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HOW TO PLAY

Three Steps.
Zero Mercy.

Gather Ingredients

Thick-Cut Fries

Collect your fries, sauce, and onions. Guard them with your life.

De Meeuw

Deploy chaos cards to wreck their orders before they wreck yours.

Sabotage Your Friends

Survive & Serve

Win the Round

First to complete the Patatje Oorlog wins — and the friendships end.

Why It Slaps

Three reasons your next game night just changed forever.

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2–8 Players

Fast-paced kitchen chaos engineered for party nights. Gets wilder the more chaotic your crew.

MOST REQUESTED

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Brutal Sabotage

Unleash angry seagulls, send fake Tikkies, and trigger fryer fires. Revenge is a dish best served greasy.

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Deep Strategy

Build the ultimate Patatje Oorlog before your rivals crash the system. Every move counts.

I haven't had a single game night without a screaming match since we started playtesting. 10/10.

— PLAYTESTER, AMSTERDAM

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Playtest sessions

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Friendships tested